Humour Files: Britney

Los Angeles, CA - Teen pop sensation Britney Spears whose hits "Oops I
Did It Again" and "Baby, One More Time" is recovering today in a Los
Angeles hospital after her breasts exploded while filming her latest
video. Three other people were treated for minor injuries. "I was
rigging the mics, when I heard this loud explosion. There was breast
matter and silicone everywhere," said Bill Stephens. "I think she may
have gotten too close to the lights then....BANG."

Doctors say the cause was a combination of a second breast enlargement
surgery she underwent recently, and the high energy dance routine in
the video. "Her body just couldn't handle all the bouncing. Fortunately
her tight leather outfit contained most of the blast or a lot of people
could've been hurt. She is recovering nicely and will be just fine,"
added Dr. Thomas Wilkens.

Dancer Wendy Johnson said, "I was blown back about three feet when it
happened. Lucky for me she was facing away from me at the time."
The video being filmed was the soon to be released cover of "There
Ain't No Mountain High Enough." Production has been delayed until Miss
Spears has fully recovered.

"Britney has never had breast augmentation surgery," said her agent
Linda Smithers, "Let alone two. She just went through another growth

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