Humour Files: Chainletter3



Chain Letter Type 3


Hi there!! This chain letter has been in
existence since 1897. This is absolutely
incredible because there was no email then
and probably not as many sad pricks with
nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to
15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or
something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
on Saturday. She had recently received this
letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a
crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer,
was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of
poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.
Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This
Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain
letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that
day, he was hit by a car and so was his
boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way).
They both died and went to hell and were cursed
to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
This Could Happen To You Too!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser
friends, and everything will be okay.


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