Humour Files: Differences

8 Differences 'tween men and women

8. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.

7. A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

6. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find that man.

5. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand her at all.

4. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

3. Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two
people to keep track of the same things.

2. A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

1. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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