8 Differences 'tween men and women 8. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale. 7. A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 6. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man. 5. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all. 4. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 3. Any married man can forget his past mistakes, there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things. 2. A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does. 1. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
