HEAVEN There were three guys that died and went to heaven. The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bike". The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you shall own a motorcycle". The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about adultrey so you shall get a Porsche!" The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts laughing and the man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!" The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"
