PLAYING CHICKEN, US NAVY STYLE "No matter what happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping." - U.S. Secretary of Navy, December 4, 1941 Setup: The chief of United States naval operations has released the following transcript of a radio conversation between a US Navy ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. US ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Canadian reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. US ship: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course! US ship: This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri; we are a large warship of the US Navy. Divert your course now!! Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.