Bogus Windows XP Error Messages: 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize 00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead 011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN 012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down 014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue 015 - Error Message Deleted 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations 019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue 01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted 01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That. 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait.... 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember 021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything
